Tuesday, November 15, 2005 11/15/2005 08:50:00 AM
hillo...hm...decide on sth already...not allowed 2 use SINGLISH IN DIS BLOG...MAYB SINGNESE CAN?!?! MAYB ONI....okie stop alll the caps....u stupid hand?!?!psycho already...hm...k abt on the same dae as the exhale-laration fair was me birthdae...so HAPPI...1st person 2 gimme present is rq as she was in the parade square...while the others was in the canteen doin last min. work...on the painting stuff lolx...(oops...juz rote 1 singlish)den was lyk dis is gonna b a wan mei de yi tian lolx...(oops...another 1 )den was lyk doin the painting wen jess sae wad sth lyk dey lyk forgot abt sth liao le...den i was lyk i was deaf...den dun care den continue 2 paint till lyk my hand lyk bleeding lyk dat(coz is red paint)den sm of dem go take the presents ...so thx 4 all the pple dat gave me presents....veri thank you...k...den jess,jm,qh n joyce...join 2gether 2 buy a necklace n a so called wrist tingy(which i wore on my birthdae dinner wif relatives later dat dae at nite)it was so NICE...DAT I WANNNA WEAR IT IMMEDIATELY...hv me name on it oso on both...den was lyk bring home liao le den wanna take out...i veri careful...den take out liao...saw dat the necklace's hook broke off....at dat tym me heart BROKE...den hv 2 use superglue....lyk rather distorted....haiz...nvm liao le...since it can still b worn it's ok....den during the fair, kausai was lyk kip wanting 2 hv break wen me n him was lyk snatching customers from other stalls....den i was lyk i stomachache oso nv sae aniting...den he was lyk he so fragile muz rest liddat...den let him rest...or else he oso lyk men men liddat....den dunno which rest he rest lyk until eternity...lyk forgot still hv important tings 2 do...den smmore go play SOCCER smmore...i was so angry dat i said i HATE HIM....WEN WALKING AROUND WIF RIE...
2DAE had quite a okie-dae...get 2 play dai di in class coz ms leong go 2 the prize presentation rehearsal...den was lyk playing playing playing....till chinese lesson...wen mdm siew wannna hv us in the comp lab....2 go sm chinese website but in the end...me n qh go sm eng website instead coz most of the bois were playing nid 4 madness while dey jia jia playing chinese website(changing webpage u c wen mdm siew comes...)so jian...hm... den finalli over.wen ms leong wanted us 2 comfirm hu is going 2 the gala dinner...den jess was lyk c kausai name on the board den quickly shout wad jiayuin oso goin den i was am i? den i sae i hv 2 confirm wif mama....den okie ...go downstairs n call den mum sae yes...YEAH!den okie...abt the rest of the tym in sch was spent on playing dai di...den dunno how me n shi fu started playing in a grp while kz was lyk playing wif jm in a team...dat was wad kz suggested 2 play in teams...den he sae wad shi fu wif tu di...1 team...den was lyk so confused jm ur tudi meh?but oso wu suo wei coz can play can liao.den me n shi fu kip winning(hahahaha)...den after dat wen ms leong call us 2 stop...we wen bac 2 our places....den shi fu was lyk asking me we won how mani tyms?i sae dunno den he sae wad sth lyk duo dao shu bu qing liao le...i was lyk laughing ...oh...ya...forgot abt sth liao le...den dunno hu was lyk shouting hu has ka pang sa meaning 3 of diamonds in english...den sm1 sae hv den i sae not ka pang sa shud b jia pang sai lolx...den everi1 laugh...hahahahahahahahha...okie stop liao le...nid 2 go play game...
Thursday, November 10, 2005 11/10/2005 09:44:00 AM
hillo...2dae get 2 stay bac lolx...coz bro nid 2 go 2 chess club till 2.30 pm lolx...orbi...so i can play he cannot...let's hv a countdown again lolx...still hv abt 2 days 2 me birthdae lolx....abt 48 hours lolx...hahaha...wonder how mani presents i will get lolx...mayb come out 0 lolx...y?coz nobody remember lolx....haiz i so unpopular lolx...den was lyk whole day dunnid 2 listen 2 ms.leong n mdm siew lolx...hm...me n shi fu(now my shi fu change liao le-----Jason Ho Keng Yip lolx...)den he was lyk forcing me 2 play wif him (dai di lolx...dun xiang wai wai hor....)wen ms.leong was lyk asking the ans.2 the quizzes by sayin dat he would disown me if i dun play lolx...of coz i dun wanna b disown larx..later next tym he dun help me wen playin dai di liao le lolx...hm...den it was lyk the 1st round i won(yeah!!!!!! tu di win shi fu...hahahaha)den it was lyk he bu fu qi wad...so he wanna hv another round lolx...den ms.leong sae dunno wad hu stand up cannot ans.question lolx...den dunno y me n jason bu yue er tong de stand up 2gether lolx...so qiao lolx...den lucky ms.leong nv c larx...later kana ma lolx....den it was lyk we kip hvin tie lolx...coz he bu fu qi me oso wad...hahahahaha....den it's mt class liao le lolx...at 1st i c my frenz all playing dai di lolx...den i nv play larx...so wanna play lolx...den shi fu was lyk tu di wanna play anot?den at 1st got jh, b cheng shi fu n me playing larx...den i win once(i tink so)den shi fu oso win once lolx...den dey dun play liao le...den shi fu go n ask kausai hv card anot...den he sae hv larx...den he sae he wanna play too lolx...den hv me,shi fu,kau sai n jm lolx...den dunno how sy came in n he play coz shifu depai veri lan ....den it was lyk everi1 was playin card gameslolx...dun even put mdm siew in thier eyes lolx...den continue 2 play lolx...she oso nv scold or confiscate lolx...den i was lyk pa pa lolx...coz mdm siew may anitym come n confiscate or tear away lolx...den shi fu come n sae wawd kausai's cards r made of plastic so cannot tear den i sae but can bend lolx...den dunno y shi fu go n take hhis cards out of nowhere n call me over 2 play dai di wif him...1-on-1 lolx...c hu win larx....den it was lyk it is always tie lolx...so ANGRY lolx...
dis morning hv dunno wad health tok lolx...den it's tokin abt dose veri yucky tingy lolx...i tink u all understand rite?den everi1 was lyk laughin wen the teacher sae sth abt the gals' private part lolx...okie dat's the end liao le of dis paragraph....
den staying bac dat tym played basketball lolx...of coz 1 wad....den was lyk dey were battling wif dunno hu lolx..den jess has 2 choose her teammates lolx...of coz she choose dose gd 1 wad....den was lyk left me n qh lolx...i hv expected dat lolx...coz even me sae my basketball is so lan bei larx...(not so but veri or alot lolx...)den after dey go...me,jm n qh went 2 try shooting into the 'toilet bowl' lolx...den was lyk i veri lan lolx...dey stand onthe yellow line can oso go in me lehx? go so in front liao le still cannot lolx...except 4 a few tries lolx...abt 4/5 liddat lolx...so little rite?i will try me best 1 larx...den was lyk so bui song liao le lolx...kip wondering wad happened 2 me lolx...den joyce was lyk tell me 2 aim the black box lolx....the 1st tym CAN...but after dat cannot liao le...den shi fu come lolz...den sae dunno wad u muz squat lower n jump higher lolx...he call me 2 squat all the way down lolx...i was lyk siao ah?seems lyk he's my shi fu in almost everyting lolx....den try until lyk cannot liao le lolx....GIVE UP liao le den anihow throw lolx...den guess wad? IT WENT IN LOLX... den i try again cannot den again CAN liao le...den was lyk so HAPPY lolx...wanna run 2 find shi fu lolx...n tell him the gd news...but i went bac in the end n wait 4 him 2 come bac lolx...AT LAST HE CAME BAC LOLX...den tell him liao le...u noe wad he sae? he sae" dat's gd!u c use shi fu method SO GD lolx..." i was lyk gonna sae he was BRAGGING or BULL-SHITTING lolx...but nv coz scared later he disown me lolx...
pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi pao qi
ha...kausai c dis...u will b so ANGRY lolx....coz i m ...not gonna sae...
ps...kausai i wun do dat 1 larx...RELAX LOLX...dun worry larx....k?PROMISE LOLX...BUT MAYB ONI LARX...ABT 0.00000000000000000000000000(INFINITE)1PERCENT (%) LOLX...SO DUN WORRY LARX....U WUN OSO RITE?
Wednesday, November 09, 2005 11/09/2005 10:00:00 AM
hillo...every1...lotsa pple hu saw me blog sae the WORDS r too "big" lolx...i dun tink so lolx...i hv lotsa tings 2 sae lolx...hm...abt a few days ago...lolx... sth realli silly happened...it's lyk dis lolx...dunno y i waqs toking 2 sarah n gracia after sm stupid sch's tok lar...
gracia:jiayuin ah?sarah has sth 2 ask u...
i was lyk hv wad pi jiu quickly fang lolx...den dey were lyk sae u sae lar...den eventualli sarah said...
sarah:jiayuin ah...izzit u lyk jason ah?
i was lyk goin 2 puke liao le lolx...him?!yong yuan dou bu ke neng lolx...den i reply lolx...
jiayuin:hu tell u 1?where got?i lyk him ah?deng jiu lolx....?!
den dey kip carry on lolx...den got 1 line is liddat 1...
gracia:maybe he lyk u lehx? can wad?
sarah:ya lor...coz he juz now wen u all playing dai di hor..he go n use his index finger n push ur head lolx...
so dat's the reason 4 dem 2 tell me lolx...
jiayuin:hm...so dat's it?aiyo...xiang tai duo le larx...actualli coz he so called 1 of my shi fu wad...so he wanna c my cards lolx...den he do dat...coz i dunno he toking 2 me lolx...
hahaha....so funni lolx....den still got 1 more occasion wen kz chao siao n silly lolx...wen we were going 2 do survey hor...den ms.jasmine kho sae use the comps dat r swutched on lolx...den he was lyk crazy lar..wen i sat down...he walked 1 round den crazy lolx...come n sit bside me lolx...den i sae the comp not on so cannot ...den he go sae wad press dis button den on liao wad?den he was lyk all the open-ended question he rite wad dunno, no, yes, not sure lolx...den he was lyk slamming the comp wif all his might lolx...siao 1 larx....sry hv 2 stop blogging liao le....
Monday, November 07, 2005 11/07/2005 09:25:00 AM
hi...everi1 lolx...let's hv a count-down man...2dae is 6th of November...hm...still hv 5 more days 2 my birthdae lolx...which is abt 120 hours lolx...hm...let's get on 2 business lolx...ytd...me kenneth n sy went 2 tampines regional library 2 get prizes 4 our bk review on wadever ting lolx...which we did during june holidaes...hm...den kenneth was the 1st 1 2 reach dere lolx...while sy is the last lolx...coz his sis went 2 changi airport 2 hv an exchange programme at england lolx...so gd rite...almost his hole family came lolx...but nid 2 book the places b4hand lolx...hm...den wait so damn long 4 the minister 2 come lolx...we come at 11.30am lolx...den we wait till 12.20pm...den he come wif lotsa pple wif him lolx...den me n kenneth sit together lolx...he c2 i c3 lar...but sy sits at f3 lolx...mayb get different prize lolx...dat's BINGO lolx...me n kenneth get consolation prize oni...lolx..but got $20 bk vouchers lolx...but valid 4 6 mths oni lolx...guess wad sy get lolx...he got 2nd lolx...so gd larx...den his voucher confirm alot wan lolx...ours already $20 liao le...
haiz...den monday still nid 2 bring the trophy n the envelope 2 sch 2 give mdm siew 2 give us lolx...during assembly larx...den got buffet lehx...the food so delicious lolx...got punch n lots more...got siew mai lehx...hv chicken wings n drumsticks too...hv mian oso...saliva dripping liao le...k...bbb....
Friday, November 04, 2005 11/04/2005 08:56:00 AM
hvin a STUPID day 2 dae lolx...starting hv so mani toks toks toks toks...gettin on my nerves liao le...dey no creativity lolx...all so boring 1...gonna sleep liao le...dat's nvm lolx...den um...wen 4 recess lolx...den lyk we play dai di lolx...den the dunno how mani game...i was abt left wif 1 card liao..den jess go n ask kz hv any 4 anot...i was lyk wad was she gonna do ah?den she change wif kz lolx...den i bcome bui song lolx...coz at last she win wad...den kz still sae wad u win liao le still lian chou chou 4 wad?i was lyk tinkin did i win?den at dat tym...i ask jm can change cards meh?she sae can..i was so piss off larx...den jason was lyk kip sayin jess cheat lolx...den she c me lian chou chou she oso lian chou chou lolx...still fan bai yan lolx...wtheck is dis world goin 2 b ah?hm..it's not dat i hate her lar...IT'S NOT...it's juz i dun lyk she goin 2 change cards wif pple in order 2 make herself win lolx...okie let's not tok abt dis liao le..
den during mt class...still teaching moral n education lolx...den mdm siew sae wad if she can finish all the chapters...monday bring us 2 comp.lab... lolx...den um...i wen 2 sit wif jm n jess lolx...forgetin abt wad happen...den it was lyk jess was veri bui song lolx...dunno y lar...she nv even tok lolx...until yq,jm n me began 2 um...lyk throw pieces of paper in to jh's shirt makin him so itchy...the 1st 1 is successful n it dropped 2 smwhere near the pants lolx...hahahaha...den jess began 2 join in the fun lolx...everi1 was so 'HAPPY' lolx...except mdm siew lolx...she kip lookin at jh lolx...cing lyk y he kip moving abt lolx...but he oso veri gd lar...in a way dat..he dun even wanna tuck out his shirt 2 take the paper out lolx...so guai...thus he has 2 take the paper out in a veri funni way lolx...okie next after mt class...sth happened....muahahahahahahahahaha...
the prefects had 2 take care of p4 classes coz the form teachers r makin the report cards lolx...y dis tym lar...but beta den goin 2 class lolx...den so shuang lolx...me class 4 jade no pple lolx...so dunid 2 take care lolx...den we wen 2 the next class 2 join in the fun lolx...den me jm kausai n banana bgan playin dai di AGAIN lolx...haiz den jess was lyk so mang lolx...run her run dere lolx...hm...wanna get home fast lolx...since cannot stay bac larx...den dunno y nid 2 go 2 mpr lolx...den sy kausai banana n timberly dunno go where lolx..so irresponsible larx...den jess was lyk dunno wad happen lolx mayb zhong xie lolx...bcome so lyk mu lao hu lolx kip scolding pple lolx...dey tok softly oso cannot lolx...i was lyk y she liddat 1?den she go off the air-con lolx...wah...wan us 2 die izzit?den i was lyk call dem 2 kip quiet wen a teacher came lolx...iz dat wrong?den she scold me sae wad u now den call dem 2 kip quiet got wad use?coz i carn hear wad the teacher sae wad den she scold me lolx...wtf larx...hm...nvm lolx...let's let bygones b bygones lolx...
stupid kausai lolx...shud give me the gobstopper 2 dae...he tell me eat finish liao wad excuse is dat lolx...HATE HIM LOLX...or mayb he bluff me sae he hv but hv actualli dun hv lolx...walao...he SUX larx...
ps.listening 2 JJ LIN JUN JIE's disc lolx...let kausai xian mu 1 xia lolz....
Tuesday, November 01, 2005 11/01/2005 09:30:00 AM
siaox...comp. lyk siao liao....dis blog...lyk cannot type title liddat lolx...dunno y lolx...pple all hv title lolx...oni me dun hv lolx...wtf lolx...or izzit...f u...hm...not composing ani songs 2dae lolx...hv 2 renew blog lolx...later pple come n punch me lolx....2dae msn lyk no pple i wanna chat wif lyk dat lolx...stupid woodblock lolx...at 1st he online den chat wif him lolx...later veri sianx wad...no one 2 chat wif lolx...dis font quite nice hor?okie...sry abt so mani daes nv post ani more...coz mid 2 do the poster tingy 4 the exhale-laration fair tingy lolx...went 2 jm's house on both wkns...hv lotsa ju hua cha 2 drink lolx...her father kip askin wanna drink anot lolx...so bu hao yi si wad...so okie lolx...den kip offerin lolx...den lyk 2dae at sch oso drink ju hua cha...den jm saw it...den she sae wad...go her drink lar...(dat's a gd idea lolx...)haiz...so qiao lolx...the fair on my birthdae-----11 November lolx...so cannot go make passport lolx...so shui lolx...make ppassport lehx...of coz i wanna hv it on my birthdae larx...so shui lolx....ytd juz learn how 2 play tai ti lolx...if u dunno wad izzit...it is Big 2...mayb u noe now liao...okie...den yq teach me lar...so call him shi fu lolxx...so unconventional lolx...rite?den jh oso come n play + jason...n b cheng lolx...den dey sae jh iz shi fu de shi fu lolx...den the hole game lyk oni shi fu n shi fu de shi fu win oni lolx...den 3.30 dey hv 2 go liao...den we play by ourselves lolx...den kana mr.loh(i mean not our pe teacher lar...hor...)ma lolx...he sae wad kip now...b4 ms.kho come lolx..lyk threaten us liddat...wanna tell himi scared ah????haiz but nv sae lar...of coz...hm... 2dae got stay bac...den play basketball lolx...den in canteen dat tym...suddenly my bro pop out lolx...lyk suddenly call me jiejie..i tot he go home liao wad...so imposible lolz...but he realli iz yu jia lolx...den he sae he ask mum jux now if can stay bac wif me anot lolx...den mum agree...
den i was lyk eating char siew bao lar...den veri hungry wad...so wanna buy 2 lolx...but wen go bac dere las 1 kana buy liao...not fair...i want 2 eat dat lolx...den jm n jess was lyk...searchin the hole sch 4 mrs.yeo 2 borrow balll lolx...den it was lyk we envy the bois hv bring their ball 2 play lolx...dat was wxy 1 lar...den go 2 halll kip takin out n lyk wanna xuan yao liddat lolx...let every1 c lolx...lyk we nv c b4 liddat lolx...den wen mrs.yeo come..of coz...wxy kana ma lar..orbi-quack lolx...kip showin every 1 lolx....den he still blame it's the bois wanna play 1 lolx...lyk real lar...wtf lolx...hand suan liao...mayb nid 2 put sm sugar on it lolx...juz kiddin lar...den wxy was lyk beggin mrs.yeo 2 give him bac his balll lolx...huo gai lar..dis kind of pple no gd xia chang 1 lar...den me,jess,jm,qh,mm,joyce n yujia makes up 7 of us...so 1 muz not play lolx...i was lyk wanna let my bro play lar...den jess kip lyk sae yujia dun play lar...den game start liao...i was lyk wtf...i wannna let my bro play can...u decide meh? hm...den my bro was lyk standing around or izzit squating down everiwhere lolx...i noe he wanna play lolx...i was lyk kip askin him wannna play anot lolx...den he sae nvm lar... i c his eyes red red 1...so i tink coz jess dun let him play lox...wadever i will do 4 my bro juz 2 make him happy lar...i dun mind wad....den at last he sae he wannna play lolx...den i dun care lar...i swop players in the dark lolx..i wu suo wei wad...den jess was lyk sayin ur grp hv 1 more pple lolx...den mm sae i swop wif my bro...so she sae okie lor...den i c my bro play until so kai xin i oso happy liao wad...nvm if i nv play lolx...oso no difference lolx...okie i will stop here abt the basketball tingy lolx...NO!!!DERE'S STILL SMTING...it's dat suddenly the bois wanna play basketball wif us lar...den lyk dey play no rulez...1 lor..anihow play...den dunno how...joyce throw 1 ball den kz was lyk rushin 2 get 2 the balll lolx...den we 00000000000....lolx....u noe us 1 wad...den the game dunno how bcome throw xiu qiu lolx...lyk huever catch the balll the bois or gals throw(muz b opposite sex lar)...will lyk marry the other opposite sex 1 lolx...den yq was lyk sae stop the xiu qiu rulez can anot...den okie lolx...den still got 1 ting...jm dunno how bang into jason...sfa dun jealous hor...lucky u not dere lolx...otherwise mayb broke out into fights wif jason lar...
okie den we play tai ti lolx...coz joyce got play den kz come..gang gang hao 4 pple lolx...den we start game lolx...2dae lyk kip winning lar...since in the classroom lolx...hahahaha...dun b jealous hor...u will hv ur turn next tym lolx...hahaha..juz jokin lar...lyk till now still dunno how 2 use combo lar...when? where?how?
den stupid woodblock...lolx...he shud bring a hole box of gobstopper 4 me lolx...since he sae he hv 2 box at home...lar...hm...beta find a suitable way 2 punish him lolx...den 2 dae ms.leong dunno wad happen lar...hv moral education liddat...kip tokin abt the u-noe-wad ting lolx...dunno wad happen 2 her lar...den we present our story lolx...so funni ours iz hairy potty n macho beauty lolx...hv harry potter + sleeping beauty(den eat the apple den evole 2 bcome macho beauty...lolx) + superman's evil twin lolx...but still nv get prize lolx...haiz...2dae jm forget 2 bring ur masterpiece lolx...the A4 size poster lar...
den got dunno wad nid 2 perform rite? den rq later go n ask me wanna join anot...coz dey singing mu nai yi lolx...she sae she low voice..mine veri high lolx...den nid me in lar...i was lyk sing the song lolx..but kip saein i dun wan lolx...coz u noe...4 those pple hu noe lar...den i gu yi sing out of tune lolx...den dae liddat cannot sing lar...den woodblock was lyk suddenly interrupt lolx...saewad he oso cannot sing lolx...all out of tune 1 lar...copy my line lar...smmore rq got sae she wannna call him 2 sing meh?crazy lolx...actualli i wanna go sing 1 lolx...1 of my fav.songs lehx...but coz got sm private matters lolx...which i'm not suppose 2 tell...at least i tink so....
wanna noe how i can persuade woodblock 2 give me the box of gobstopper...coz i sae4 i'll give him all my lyrics n pu abt the 1943 song lolx...dis tym dis iz fun lolx...oni sm pu n lyrics lar...den can give me 1 box of gobstooper...so gd lolx...chi ta pian yi lolx...hm...mayb he wanna show sfa my masterpiece lolx....i dun mind lolx....but mayb jm come n strangle me lolx...n cut me into 8 parts lolx...n dump me in everiwhere of singapore lolx...so gross rite?i veri scared lehx...later jm realli come n kill me lar...gtg...bb...:P...HAHAHA...